The Grass IS Greener

Now the dust really has settled, the outsourced staff are starting to realise that actually they have the best part of the deal. The retained staff are also starting to realise that twice as much work with half the staff and their key knowledge sources, spread between eight other contracts and twenty seven different sites, is not actually the most conjusive way to run projects!

Never mind, at least we won't need to listen to Even Borowski waffling about AD security anymore! He will be amongst friends at CompetantMantra, weel that is until they discover that his psychological profile puts him in the paedophile bracket!!

Poor old Mike Chrome, apparantly, second line left suite B early so they could set up the gauntlet for him to run. When you look at it, he got away quite lightly, the stains from the toner down his pants will go and headsets are quite lightweight nowadays so I guess they will be much easier to pass! It's a good job security arrived before they managed to disconnect the robot arm from the backup system as I don't think either of the 'Two Ronnies' from Third line had any intention of using their lipsalve as a lubricant!