The Vacuum
The "Concept which will never be delivered" project team I am a member of were in sombre mood this week!. It was announced that one of the mainstays of our conceptual floundering cleverly disguised as a project was leaving! After literally months as our PM, Dickie Dove, tired of the daily commute to Grimidlands City from Faroffinthevalleysbuttie in Wales to chair our raucous debates about Enterprise Search, Taxidermy and Conceptual thinking. We didn't see eye to eye at first, we had the project team full of enthusiasm and Dickie full of "I hear what you are saying but can we just park that for now" and "this is a four walls conversation" (with appropriate hand gestures) and many other PM cliches too boot! We soon straightend things out though, Dickie took to simply saying "moving on" (with appropriate hand gestures)!
So out with the old and in with the new, I say new but the reality is we had one PM stereotype replaced with another. The new encumbant, Lathe Ertours announced his slimy intentions by making his excuses to leave then dropping the most foul anal stench witnessed in the meeting rooms on any professional services company in the UK, actually, EMEA and the rest of the world too!! We all showed our disgust (with appropriate hand gestures)!!! Ewwwwwwww!
So out with the old and in with the new, I say new but the reality is we had one PM stereotype replaced with another. The new encumbant, Lathe Ertours announced his slimy intentions by making his excuses to leave then dropping the most foul anal stench witnessed in the meeting rooms on any professional services company in the UK, actually, EMEA and the rest of the world too!! We all showed our disgust (with appropriate hand gestures)!!! Ewwwwwwww!